school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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