chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You may now shotgun with the bride
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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