I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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