I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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