Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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