yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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