Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
