she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
i believe in u and ur pee
why is half of my head shaved?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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