I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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