She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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