Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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