I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Randomize
