He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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