Are we in a gay sports bar?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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