so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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