My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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