Are we in a gay sports bar?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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