After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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