So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
