Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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