Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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