So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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