I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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