we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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