Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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