Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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