I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
