I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
