Where did you get a picture of my penis
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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