So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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