Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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