You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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