shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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