Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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