did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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