how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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