So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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