apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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