After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
50% drunk capacity currently
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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