So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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