guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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