Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
