How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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