walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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