I'm drive I can fine osifer
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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