is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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