I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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