Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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