Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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