Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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