it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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