just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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