naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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